Janx Spirit labelby ~emptysamurai

Artisan Crafts / Costumery / Props & Accessories

I needed a label for the primary ingredient in pan galactic gargle blasters (Janx spirit)

The Pan Galactic Gargle blaster:
The effect of drinking one is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. If you want to, or don't have enough time to make it to a planet where the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are made, you can make one by:

Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santragainus V... Oh, that Santragian Seawater! Oh, those Santragian Fish!

Allow three cubes of Arcturian Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost)

Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.

Over the back of a silver spoon, float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint Extract, redolent of all the beady odors of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algonian deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphuor.

Add an olive.

Drink...but...very carefully...

Served at the ottowa nightclub "Zaphod beeblebrox"

Real recipe

1 oz Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee whiskey
1 oz peach schnapps
4 - 6 oz orange juice
1 splash Blue Curacao liqueur

Shake the orange juice, the Jack and the peach schnapps in a shaker 3/4 full with ice cubes. When it’s chilled, strain into the highball glass and drizzle some of the blue Curacao liqueur over the top of it. Add a citrus twist (and, bizarrely, an olive if you’re a DNA purist), sit back and be prepared to have your brain smashed out by gold bricks, lemons and allsorts.